Dr. Todd Quinlan, "The Todd," is a skilled surgeon who spends most of his time thinking of new kinds of high-fives. Although his ultimate goal is to be the authority on cosmetic surgery, Dr. Quinlan spends most of his time blogging about his banana hammock collection, shopping for body oils and toning his abs. Even though, he claims to have much success with the ladies there is no empirical evidence to prove so.    Some say his affinity for hitting on anything that moves comes from an awkward French kiss with his mother when he was a tween. 

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