Although Dr. Seymour Beardface claims to be of good spirits, simply pronouncing his name incorrectly sends him into throes of anger.   He used to participate in competitive bearding, but gave it up to pursue medicine.   He still spends much of his time caring for his beard, as he claims his patients like to touch it.  

Awards & Distinctions
Second Runner Up in Best Partial Beard Category
at the 1983 Westerham Beard Festival.

"It's Beard-Fuh-Say! Beard-Fuh-Say!"