Dr. Jan Itor has a unique way of treating people - mostly with cleaning products.   He also feels an army of stuffed squirrels may or may not have a lot to do with the healing process.

He schooled at Harvard and Yale, and played a small part in The Fugitive before entering the medical field on a dare from his stuffed bunny/salt and pepper shaker, Bingo.   The dare coincided with his conversion to Norse religion and his lifelong quest to develop a cure for not being able to breathe underwater.   He also enjoys drinking, rat clubbing, and foreign languages.  

Inventions:

Pen Straw - Makes soda taste like ink
Knife Wrench - Practical and safe
Drill Fork - Drill and fork, mostly fork
Hover Hoover - Where suction meets the sky